as in, read and reply to tedious posts, forward funny stories to my friends and just generally free us from our phones? the same way a video recorder watches tedious tv in our place and an electric monk believes in silly things for us?

Oh man, that electric monk reference takes me back.

Between oblique references on HN and my collection of online libraries I believe I need one.

Also, if you have a Lua jit in the client and another on the server [0] who knows how far you can go? (Just need a wasm compiler I guess)

0. https://openresty.org/en/

Douglas Adams reference for those out of the loop (me).

Sure, it works with Selenium but every other popular browser works with it as well.

What do you have in mind?